Is this a Sign?

My left hearing aid has just won an all expense paid trip to a rehab clinic in Florida. This means that all messages coming to me from the right are clear and distinct. Messages from the left are soft and unclear. While I may not agree with everything I hear from the right, I have little trouble hearing it.

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[Herb Ely]

Thanks, Roz.My left hearing aid made it back from Florida fully rehabilitated. Messages are coming in clearly from the left as well as the right. This means that my ears, at least, are "fair and balanced". As for getting my head and heart fair and balanced: there is no electromechanical device that can do that.

[Roz]

Will you be accompanying your hearing aid to carry its luggage? I hear it's nice in Florida this time of year, provided you don't need to receive medical care in Judge Greer's district.