I had heard a few of these -
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."
- but I didn’t know that Chuck had responded to them until I read it on Relapsed Catholic. I admire his faith. As a 65 year old Tae Kwon Do student, I also admire his outside blocking kick.

LOL!. My son and his friend drive me crazy with these Chuck Norris one-liners. The first one is a new one for my son.
Posted by: Esther | November 07, 2006 at 11:14 PM